Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Dirty Martini

The fact of the matter is......a Dirty Martini is the shit. It is the perfect cocktail. Simple, tasty, hangover free and nonfat. My Mom and I were out getting cocktails the other night, and I ordered a Dirty Martini. She was all "Arlin that's not lady like".
I am sorry but I disagree completely. The fact that the alcohol s not masked by a bunch of fruity juices and garnishes, reminds you as a consumer that, that shit is alcohol! You can't get dance on the table drunk unless you really want to. I feel that being able to realize when your shwasted is the most important part of consuming alcohol. Otherwise you wake up in the morning with a bad fucking head ache and no money in your wallet.

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